Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am



if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

“Your time may come. Do not be too sad, Sam. You cannot be always torn in two. You will have to be one and whole, for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be, and to do.” 


If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit



If there’s one thing I’ve learned from reading fanfiction, it’s that clear communication will save you at least three chapters of angst.

Happy 43rd Birthday, Amy Meredith Poehler! (September 16, 1971)


the face of parenthood


the face of parenthood


THIS WAS NOT MY IDEA! This is a re-drawn comic, the original is here, drawn by CubeWatermelon! And I made sure to check with her first and got her permission before posting this. 

I was so moved by this simple idea, since it didn’t occur to me until my second viewing of the movie that - holy crap, yah. Elsa wasn’t present at their parents’ funeral. I also have a deep love of drawing reeaaaally intense expressions so I when I saw her lovely art I felt compelled to draw those same expressions, in the Jin Kim/Disney style.

This was in no way an attempt to “improve” the art, as CubeWatermelon has a wonderful style already. I mainly just wanted to see the expressions in another way, and many thanks to her for allowing me to share this.


i’m just saying.

disney parks could REALLY benefit from a tiana’s place restaurant.




what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better




White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. 

please let them know.

white privilege is your history being taught as a core class, and mine being banned because it would promote "the overthrow of the U.S. government, foster racial resentment, and advocate ethnic solidarity."



I’ve been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)


when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end